Dark days friends. No action comics
this week. Offt likes. I don't remember action being late before. I
think its come to all of us as a bit of a shock really. It was always
a solid week one tittle. Always there for us. Waiting there in the
corner with its not quite perfect but occasionally AMAZING-nes. Now
its probably the only way this thing could have went but I really
don't like that books have lost there place in the four week cycle.
Before I could be aww like. Aye. Aquaman. That's a week four book. Or
like. Aye. Batman. That's totes a week three book. Fuck knows ware
there at now. Cast adrift on a schedule-less sea of madness. Sad
really. Well no. it was inevitable. These things happen likes. Delays
in making the book and wanting to promote it at different times. Its
fine to be fair. inevitable is bad word though. Sickened that I had
to use it despite its rightness. Damn fun to say in an agent smith
voice though. Bumper week all in all. Despite the grate loss of
action that is. eight books in all. Surprisingly no clunkers ether.
One of those weeks ware I just read threw everything in a flash.
That's always something gid.
ALL NEW X MEN # 7
written by brian
michael bendis art by david marquez
Big bendis likes. He's still on form.
Still knocking it out of the god damn park. I'm STILL buying x men
comics. We live in that world now. Shock AND horror. I was never that
big x men fan it has to be said. My exposure to them was limited to
the 90s cartoon and the films. Now the 90s cartoon was pretty
rocking. Instilled in me a life long love of cable. The movies were
fun too. The SHEER vibe of x2 likes. Magical almost. Defiantly a true
movie of the summer of my youth. The comics though. I duno likes.
There's just so damn many of them ! Do people really love the x men
this much ? Yeah. They probs do. Not me though. All new x men though.
Its probably because its bendis. As we've discussed before id
probably follow bendis off a cliff. Its just so lad-ly written likes.
Everybody's just so fun and un bastardly. Yet. These are the x men
we're talking about after all. They'll probably drop a asteroid full
of angst on the earth at some point. For now though all new x men
still brings the momentum AND the fun.
SAGA #9
written by brian
k. vaughan art by fiona staples
Classy indi comic booking at its best.
Has to be said. Now there's a long and interesting story to why I'm
reviewing this issue late. It involves industrial espionage and
ninjas. I assume. The box containing saga went missing on its way to
my local. Well that was nether long nor interesting. Hmm. None out of
two ain't bad ! Canny beat a good bit of saga. Well mudman can. In my
eyes at least. Probably not in the eyes of pretty much everyone ell's
in the world. Fair play different tastes and all that. Saga is a
class read though. If your a person and sentient. You'll probs love
saga. Iv said it before and ill likely say it each time I review
saga. If you read it. You'll love it. Not entirely sure why. Probably
because its cool. Just plain cool. Cooly cool if you will. This issue
is a wee spot light on the will. The caped bounty hunter dude. Seams
pretty cool like though we here he's a right bastard. Shames like.
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #20
written by brian
michael bendis art by sara pichelli
Gotta say. I got
pretty much everything I wanted from this issue. A big fight ! Too
many comics theses days go for talking and banter instead of the pure
glory of combat. Its a damn shame. I'm sure iv made this exact point
like a hundred times before so lets move on. Aye so this issue milles
gets into his first tussle with venom. Or a venom. Symbiont's in the
ultimate verse are weird. There was that one in ultimates 3 that was
like a doom bot or something. Dooms a cool guy no matter the
universes like. Any way's miles's first fight with the inky nightmare
go's relatively well. Aye well miles dad might be dead/ dyeing. So
like I say. Relatively well. Miles dad ain't really that cool of a
guy. Bit of a punk really. Bit of a buzz kill if you ask me. Now I'm
not wishing death on the poor fella. Just saying he could stand to be
a tad more interesting. Like who the fuck takes being awesome and
makes it out to be a bad thing ? Miles's dad that's who. I'm sure its
commentary on parenting attitudes or some shite. Its just not for me
thank you very much. Venom though. Gotta love venom. He so fighty.
sept when he isn't. But he is here ! I think we can chalk this issue
up as a win pals.
IRON MAN #6
written kieron
gillen art by greg land
Aye so Tony stark
is cutting about space now and this comic is pretty much everything
you'd want from Tony stark cutting about space. He gets into a space
battle AND then try's to bed a space princes. He invokes star trek
while doing it too. What a lad. What a SPACE lad. Its took a long
while likes but were finally here. Finally here at the final frontier
! Yas ! Knocked that out of the park likes. Ayes so stark left fer
space in the last issue of the last run. But he didn't because marvel
now. But he's out there now. Being the most starky he can be. Good on
him. Iron man in space could be very fun. And indeed this comic was
fun. That's all I can really say to back up this run. Its fun. What
more do you want from a comic ? Aye greg lands still doing the art.
Its probably shite. Don't personally care really. Its fine for suit
stuff and other assorted robot junk. Yes his space woman are just as
porny clone-ish as his earth woman. That's funny likes. Deaths head
makes appearances in the issue for like a single panel. That's
something all right. Don't really ken ware all this space stuff is
going but I hope it keeps up this issues levels of fun.
SUPER DINOSAUR # 17
written by robert
kirkman art by jason howard
Oh super dinosaur.
You wee super amazing Saturday morning cartoon. What are ya like.
Astoundingly braw is what ya are. Cause that's what super dinosaur
is. A Saturday morning cartoon. But like from the 90s. In vain of
street shark or the biker mice from mars. Mainly street sharks. DAMN
that was a show. Back at this issue we've got poop jokes. Poop joke
every ware ! A little rude ! Still very kid friendly is the thing. Oh
and action packed. Canny forget that. So not only is there an inner
earth there's also an inner moon too. Populated by bug people. Who
eat poo. Fucking love comics. Like.
MUDMAN #6
written and art by
paul grist
Oh fuck yes.
Yaaaaaaas. Its back ! Its back in the game ! Big mudman descending
from the heavens on wings of excellentness and .... mud. Aye I
foooooooking love mudman. Might just be my favour comic. Thinking
about it I most likely say that a bout a lot of comics. So mudman is
like the all time champ out of all of them. Mudman and one piece.
Thems the two buddy cops of greatness. A lot of mudmaans fantastic un
defeatble amazing greatness comes from the Britishness of the book.
Not gona lie guys. Morrison's the supermarket makes an appearance
this issue. Humanity just got better people. FUCK depression. FUCK
recession. Mudmans making it all better. Morrison's is in the god
damn GAME. That's another thing. Mudmans sort of fearless in its
references. Like its not some off brand Morrison's. Its actual
Morrison's. Also music from the cure appears, and its awesome. Gona
buy mudman likes. To me its utterly perfect so to you it but be at
least passable. Worth a pick up if you ask me. As a balancer I should
say that mudman the character was a little whiny ish this week. Not
all out unbearable whiny just a little teenage asgnsty. Its possible
that's a bad trope necessary for cultivating the teenage super hero
vibe that mudman dose so well. Reminds me of ultimate peter parker a
little bit. Least we forget despite his utter ladness ultimate pete
could be a complete bastard from time to time. Teenagers like.
SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN #3
written by dan
slott art by ryan stegman
Right. Deep
breaths pals. You might actually want to sit down for this. Superior
is still perfectly fine. I know ! SHOCKING to here isn't it ? Man
this is something I think your going to have to learn to cope with. A
comic that has a history of being fine. CONTINUING to be fine. Aye
its scary stuff that consistency is. But your all big boy and girl
comic readers now. I think you can handle it. Now I may be being to
overly optimistic but I have faith in you guys likes. Its ock spidy
vs the vulture this ish. Vultures a bit of a weird bastard all said.
Using wee kids as mooks. Sets ock off rageing as it makes him flash
back to when he was beaten as a kid. You feel bad for the bastard I
guess. Its hard though. Ocks dad was the one beating him and yes
beating your kids is very wrong BUT I cant stress enough just the
sheer size, density and funcktasticness of papa ocks mustache. I
could totes take a solo comic for that facial hair. Its that rocking.
Yami peater parker is still a treat to behold. He's not in it as much
as last issue but the ghost buddy cop vibe is still there in full
force. Fuck yeh buddy cops !
DETECTIVE COMICS #17
written by john layman art by jason fabok
Damns. Almost missed this off here. Don't really no what happened.
Almost went with out creating an entry for detective comics. Thought
I did. Looks like it disappeared actually. I blame ghosts. About the
actual comic though. I'm really quite loving this run. Its well
written and has good art. BOOM review done. I'm out o here. Well I'm
back. Ill say more on detective. Its cold out there likes. Aye so
detective comics is a wee bit of an under dog. Going a wee bit
un-noticed in my neck of the woods. Two reasons for that. The first
run of the reboot was a wee bit shite. I don't think many people will
mind me saying that. I liked it. It was grungy and a tad mad. Good
combo if you ask me. It just wasny all that amazing. The second thing
that keeps this detective run down is batman. No not the character.
That be mad actually. Batman ruins book about batman. There's a head
line for bizzaro world likes. Naw I'm talking about the main batman
book. Its un godly good. Like just a damn proper read. If your going
to buy one bat book your going to buy batman. And that's fine. You
shidny have to buy a thousand different books for the same character
even if that characters as legendary as batman is. This detective run
though. Its damn decent. I Definitely say its worth a read. Aye its
not as good as batman and it may be a tad silly in places for some
peoples tastes but I do quite like it. Its got a good vibe going for
it. The story a bit gritty but off putting and the arts detailed but
actiony. Aye. What I'm trying to say is. Gee this run a go. You
probably most likely wont regret it. Blame ghost if you do. Not me.
Definitely don't blame me.
