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Sunday, 1 April 2012

Persona 4


Persona 4 is fucking Gay.

So i’ve been playing this game on ps2 (bulshit xbox ftw!) and it’s tottalyy fuckin gay. Like, seriousl.
It’s called SHIT megami tensei persona 4. You play this gay ass emo Japanese teenager with a fucking stupid ass goflclub sword. NOTHING HAPPENS FOR TWO HOURS. I ended up skipping the text, cause it was just some shit about going to live with your uncle. They dicks don’t even know how to write a fuckin script, they spent like ten minutes showing your guy shaking hands with a fuckin gasstation attendant AND the misspelled mobil. There’s this one chick who kicks stuff, but you can’t get a look at anything cause they must’ve given her shorts for the dub. Then there’s this total fag who lives in a gay sauna, and you go there and beat him up, and then he joins you. Then this totally hot stirpper joins you, and she’s all like “oh sensei, tentacels”! but you also have this fuckin useless mascot characterwhose just there to sell toys, i don’t use him. Then you get a tranny and i stopped playing. I think they meant for you to get this cool guy whose liek all dark and stuff, and into games and shit, but they fucking screwed up and forgot to code it. And the villains is so obviously the guy in the limo. I bet he makes you suck his cock liek team America cos THIS GAMES FUCKIN GAY.

go huff some paint fag.
4.π/10.7

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