BLUE BEETLE #7
written by Tony Bedard art by Marcio Takara
Hey blue beetle. Why are you being that guy. That guy that's all awww my powers are a curse not a gift. That's not a cool guy to be. That guy sucks. Just saying likes. Now I don't know all that much about the beetle like I never read the last run but I do know him from the brave and the bold cartoon and you know what ? The beetle from the cartoon was a pretty fun guy and I gather he was fun dude in that last run of his. This issue wasn't too bad. Jamie was sleeping ruff on the streets of new York though. Well the rooftops of new York. So that's better ? That's another thing. There's a new York in the dc universe. That's just really weird to me. Like iv known thieve had one for ages but its always weird to see dc characters kicking about its streets. Now I sorta buy the reason why Jamie ran away to new York that being the beetle suits a danger to everybody around him. Yeah fair enough it did mostly kill his best friend. Well I guess we're all just waiting for Jamie to man up. that Could take some time.
BATMAN #7
written by Scott Snyder art by Greg Capullo
Batman batman batman batman batman batman batman batman batman. What are you like. Well your mental. But we love you for it. Its been a hell of a run so far. Yeah its not the best batman iv ever read but ho le fuck has it been amazing. I sadly lack the descriptive ability to tell you about all the tiny wee bits that add up to make the final product so blazingly awesome. Now that said this issue was a small step down from last months but last month we had literal BATGOD. So the step down was almost inevitable. Actually saying its a step down is wrong its actually more of quiet issue. A more talkie issue. Less bat god soul punching. And that's not all ways a bad thing. I know. I herd what I just said. I'm as shocked as you.
SUPERGIRL #7
written by Michael Green art by Mike Johnson
So. super girls all right. Like its a fun read. But in no way is it mind blowing. Well issue one was. MAN those were the days. Can you remember that far back ? Oh so long ago back in the day, like WAY back in the day. Like an actual internet age ago. Back when the sun always shined and the world was young. Ahhhhhhhhhhh September !!! those were the days all right. So super girls still on the move ducking and weaving away. Which at this point I kinda want for there to be a status quo in effect. Like I want her to have a house. That she sits in. like with her friends. Its not so much that I want answers to the questions this runs been setting up it's more like I want structure. Annnnd maybe a school arc. Everyone should have a school arc at some point. You all know that. In your SOULS you know that.
JUSTICE LEAGUE #7
written by Geoff Johns art by Gene Ha
Well the origins over and done with. TIME FOR MEH SEVENTH ISSUE. Don't get me wrong. There wasn't that much wrong with it. No wait there was stuff wrong with it. The art for starters. I quite liked it. Still it was so non A list superstar art that it became hilarious to me. How dose this kind of thing happen.? How do you re launch a book to be all star in everyway and then have an issue as un super star is this ? Maybe I'm Wrong and maybe every one loves this new guys art but to me the sudden drop off in quality is just too funny. I feel I should mention that I don't see the appeal of Jim lees art. Yeah I know that undermines what iv been saying but big woop. There's a bit ware batman calls the JLI a joke and wants them shut down. Fuck that shit. We all know bats has boosters back. That's batman's thing. Dropped the ball there goff man I think. So over all it was an OK issue that admittedly had some fun banter but that batman bit just floored me. Oh yeah and it had a back up story starting the origin story of captain marvel in the rebootaverse. It went well till they made billy batson a jerkass. Ball dropped goff man. Ball dropped.
BATMAN BEYOND ULIMITED #2
written by Nguyen Fridolfs art by Beechen Breyfogle. I think. That could be four different guys.
Batman of the future dose futury things. In the future. With future people. And its pritty gid. Its weird. Its pretty similar to last issue in that bats fights jokers then has an adventure with the future justice league. But this issue mad Stan makes an appearance. And as we all know explosions are way cool. This time around the future justice league didn't drag things down as much and it almost felt natural that bats was on the team. Overall I just felt this comic was gid. Just gid. It just had that kinda vibe about it. Like I felt I got a lot of bang for my buck. When I picked it of the self I was all like £3.99 awwwwww man. Lames. But reading through it I did enjoy it. It wasn't the best comic iv ever read but it was fun and I think the new creative team get the universe better than the last team and arnt trying to shoe horn in actual DC continuity into the cartoon universe. Hopefully the book will continue like this in the months to come.
ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #8
written by Brian Michael Bendis art by Sara pichelli
Hey hey ! Miles uncle ! I see you there ! Trying to be all han solo. Naw pal I'm no buying it. Yeah you used to be cool. Back in the day when you were stealth deadpool. Man those were the glory days. Not now though. Now your just a murderer. Yeah so maybe the tinkerer was a bad guy. And maybe he did some bad stuff. But I no longer care. Watching you go about being all dashing is just PAINFUL. Yeah apart from that it was a pretty gid issue. The new scorpion is so generic a mob boss bad guy that I actually kind of like him. We get a quick bit of aunt may and Gwen Stacy in France finding out there's a new spider man. You know its France because the Eiffel towers there. They don't take the news well at any rate. At this point I like miles as much as everyone else dose but I don't think he's properly spider man yet. He's not done anything that big yet. Has he ? Naw I'm pretty sure he hasn't. Ill get back to you on this after he's punches out his first goblin.
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