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Jim’ll Fix it and Romney/Ryan 2012
*NB Some categories
have been replaced. A surprising amount have not.
Best puzzle
platformer involving Blocks and Pulling
Fallblox
Best Use of Stan
Lee
Rupert Murdoch (The
Leveson Inquiry)
Most Awesome Dunban
Dagran (The Last
Story)
Least Awesome
Dunban
Vaan. Bloody Fucking
Vaan.
Most disappointing Villain
Accent
Jim Moriarty (Not
quite so mentally mental as at the end of series 1)
Most Obvious
Villain
6-way tie: Therius(The
Last Story), Jirall(The Last Story), Count Earl Arganan(The Last Story), The
Drizz’t Twins(The Last Story), Zangurak(The Last Story).
Least Obvious
Villain
Dagran(The
Last Story)
Best Game Set in
2012
Persona 4
Most Understated
Psychic Powers
Dark Phoeniclops
Best Comic to base
a Barbie on.
Sword and Sorcery
(Amethyst. Seriously, Feminism would be much further along if little girls used
lines like “Some grandfather of mine must have been careless where he spilled
his seed” while playing with Barbies like I used to.)
Greatest thing Ever
Kingdom Hearts DDD:
Riding FUCKING MONSTRO in a boss fight (#fuckyeahimonawhale)
Dirtiest Sounding
Name
Pandora’s Tower
Most Shades of Grey
Deus Ex: Human
Revolution
Most What the fuck
is going on with Cyclops right now?
Seriously. How come he’s
so damn evil these days? He’s the one who didn’t want to get with Jean because
he was so paranoid about a premature discharge from his deadly eyebeams. Now he’s
a fucking rogue state. Is he planning on changing his name to Kim Il Summers?
Or is he going to go full Magneto and only answer to Cyclops? Also, bear in
mind that he fell in love with the Phoenix, and not really Jean (there was a
whole thing when she came back about it, and how she couldn’t live up to that)
so now that he’s been the phoenix...Also, you know how Scarlet Witch had to use
up the phoenix force (which Galactus described as “all the worlds yet to be
born”) to restore mutants? I mean, it’s not like she can just wave a magic wand
and say “More Mutants” and everything’s sorted...except that’s EXACTLY how they
got into this mess in the first place.
David Bowie
Spotting
Zigzagoon, Balthier,
Emperor Mateus, Miles Edgeworth, Liquid Snake, Louis Cyphre, Lucifer, Lucifel,
Helel, Louisa Ferre, Demyx.
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