Backs.
Comic book quickies then ? Ayes ?
Cools.
I'm pretty sure these comics came out
this week. But you know. Time. That whole thing. Not really sure how
it works any more at the best of times. Then big x-mass hit and I
have no idea. Like its Sunday as I sit here and jab my hand sausages
on the keyboard to type this outs but it may as well be Tuesday or
some shit for all it feels like.
So ayes. Comics. Cracking stuff. Lotta
stuff going on in them. I think. Probably. Its been awhile since I
did a proper run down of a weeks comics. Stuffs apparently changed
man. I was operating under the impression marvel were the hated mad
men . Running about naked in some field somewhere killing off beloved
cultural icons and replacing them with mad scientists. But of course.
I was wrongly wrongers on the most basic of basic fields. Fields of.
Like. Reference . Not sure what I'm trying to say any more. Basically
folk hate DC and not marvel. Well people prolly hate both. But people
are hella hateful hipster fucks. So that's a given. I can kinda sorta
see what folk are saying about DC . I can. They seem to have weird
relations with there creative teams. And theres been a slew of
cancellations. Then there's the out right dickish bat woman affair.
Don't care though. Genuinely don't. Iv become something of a DC fan
boy over the past few years. Not sure how or why. Probably just find
there books more entertaining. Like marvels entertaining ayes. But in
that special lunatic way we discussed before.
Comics !
The flash #26
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| low five ? |
written by christos n. gage art by neil
googe
Mmm. Good comic. Hella gid comic. Its
got all this crazy amazing goodness all up in it. Goodness that I'm
trying to explain here. The pages. They had this thing in them.
Goodness ! Ill stop now. Well. No. ill still be talking what with
this being the first entry. Barry. Allan. Full. Stops. Barry allan is
a bloody machine of good times. He turns up. Dose SOMETHING.
Anything. normally running but not always. And then things just tend
to work out well. He's just the single most solid guy in comics. As
iv very likely harped on about here before. Of course I have. There's
not been a bad issues of the flash since the reboot. That could well
change though. That cracking first run came to an end last month ish.
So I had my reservations about this isssue. Those reservations were
hella fucked up during the reading process thankfully. Because flash
#26 is Barry Allen is the solidest guy ever- the issue. It helps that
its just stand alone filler. This like evil pilot woman is aww going
about being a thief and a killer and such. But like as a SKY PIRATE.
Ayes. Perfect. Job done. Ima going hame. When I got hame I read on.
And my word. The whole issue is basically look what the flash can do.
Like aye he's super fast yeah. But he's also you know. Basically a
god. With the most broken power set in the history of. Of. Of. Em.
History ! Barrys cutting about running on CLOUDS. Straight up. Hella
just running on clouds. To catch a plane. There's even a wee flash
fact box there. Explaining that yes. Barry is basically god. Well
worth a read. Not a jumping on on point what with it being stop gap
filler so its more a stand alone treat for the senses. Sense ?
Vision ? Senses I guess if you also make your own sound effects to go
along with the comics. Which I of course. Totally do.
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| swim in the sky ! fight dah powah !! |
aquaman #26
written by jeff parker art by paul
pelletier and netho diaz
Ahh duuno. It was like aquaman. Its a
comic. It has pages and panels and coulers and like lines and guff.
I ain't in no frame of mind to judge the quaintly of anything right
now. I'm still crazy buzzen from Dat flash issue. Like damn sons. Its
kinda the prefect comic. That iv read. This month. Its a shame likes.
Id totally put it high on my list of the best comics of 2014. but I
totes wont remember it loikes in December and of course I wont make a
best of list. I don't have that amount of dedication or effort in me.
Don't be ridicules. Oh ayes. Aquaman. Big aquaman. Cool guy. Kinda
gets hella fucked over as we well know. By popular culture and that.
I likes him though. He's like. Got a trident. Annnnnnnnnnnnd. Hes a
cool guy. Ayes. This issue big Arthur curry fight like a giant squid
/kraken /cuthulu/ kanju beasty. Which. Aye. Of course he dose. Its an
aquaman comic. Not much to report really. It was pretty dullish.
Again. Like not really bigging up aquaman here as I prolly should.
Its hard. Iv always said they should have taken the opportunity of
the reboot to make the new 52 aquaman basically the same as he is in
the brave and the bold cartoon. Big and brash life of the party
legend of human being fish man thing. But naws. They went the
acknowledging him as a joke route. Which . Ayes. Did work out pretty
well for a while there. Mainly what with it being a goff johns book.
But the goff lads hella left nows. It looks to be pretty stormy
WATERS ahead for the new creative team. Yes. I'm very proud of the
thing I just said. What of it.
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| patty cake ? is that what that hand game thing is called ? |
superman unchained #5
written by scott snyder art by jim lee
Not sure if iv reported this here on
the auld blog. If I have I'm sorry for repetition . I am truly sorry
if there's repetition here. On the auld blog. But we have to talk
about it. See lex luthor. The arch Nemesis of the man of steal. Lex
lets cut about in green in purple power armour luthor. Lex luthors
SUPER into papercraft. Like big lex was using papercraft things to
explain shit to super man in issue one or two . Back then it was
only like a page or mibby two of lex with like a pop up book style
thing that he had obviously made during his time in prison. It was
weird then. But like only kinda. It wasn't a big deal then. Like it
wasn't charter defining. Then that last issue happened. And yeah. Lex
luthor is SUPER into paper craft now. Like has these wee bone tools
specially for it SUPER into it. Like his papercraft has articulation
SUPER into it. Its kinda the most magical thing. I don't even want
lex to be a villain now. I want his entire deal to be paper craft. I
want him to just be cutting about the dc world. Being the go to
papercraft guy. Teaching classes. training noobs. Sadly as aww fuck.
Lex Luther the paper craft king isn't in this issue at all. Aww we
get are plot points from the first transformers film/ overtones of
the over arching plan of the reapers from mass effect. And superman
being superman. Which ayes. I do hella appreciate that. Kinda just
wanted an ish of lex carefully folding up his own set of justice
league papercaft dolls. Always next ishh. Always have to hauld on the
the hope.
I
here comic sans upsets folk. Dont particularly get it myself.