The Legend of Zelda
Aimless Wanderings
Dangerous to Go Alone
Sword: True Companion
Super Mario Bros.
Jump on Strange Fungus
Say “It’s a Me, Mario!”
Repeat Forever
Metroid (Take heed Other M)
Use the Freezing Beam
Don’t Think with your ovaries
Never Say a word
Fire Emblem
Sword beats Axe beats Lance
Death leads to great sense of loss
Reset and Repeat
Final Fantasy
Garland stole the girl
Travel back a Thousand Years
Go Mediaeval
Castlevania
Vampire Killer Whip
Bathed in a Rondo of Blood
Eat hearts for more stuff
Mother
Don’t Speak Japanese?
Too bad. Make do with Sequel.
Except for Europe.
A Piece of the World is Missing |
Pokémon
Gotta Catch ‘em All
I know it’s my Destiny...
Bugger. Missingno.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Fast. Faster. Fastest.
Golden Rings Festoon the Spikes.
Out of Extra Lives...
Kid Icarus
Fuck, this game is hard.
No wonder there hasn’t been
A proper Sequel.
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