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Tuesday 6 September 2011

Haiku Reviews


The Legend of Zelda

Aimless Wanderings
Dangerous to Go Alone
Sword: True Companion


Super Mario Bros.

Jump on Strange Fungus
Say “It’s a Me, Mario!”
Repeat Forever

 
Metroid (Take heed Other M)

Use the Freezing Beam
Don’t Think with your ovaries
Never Say a word


Fire Emblem

Sword beats Axe beats Lance
Death leads to great sense of loss
Reset and Repeat


Final Fantasy

Garland stole the girl
Travel back a Thousand Years
Go Mediaeval


Castlevania

Vampire Killer Whip
Bathed in a Rondo of Blood
Eat hearts for more stuff


Mother

Don’t Speak Japanese?
Too bad. Make do with Sequel.
Except for Europe.

A Piece of the World is Missing

Pokémon

Gotta Catch ‘em All
I know it’s my Destiny...
Bugger. Missingno.


Sonic the Hedgehog
Fast. Faster. Fastest.
Golden Rings Festoon the Spikes.
Out of Extra Lives...


Kid Icarus

Fuck, this game is hard.
No wonder there hasn’t been
A proper Sequel.

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